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bah. Fwah ha. HA. Uhahahahaha. HA. HA. HHHAAA.
You get the point.
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| Date: | 2006-07-11 21:06 |
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Just for Jess. Will be deleted once she's finished reading it. :D
( “Prologue” )
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| Date: | 2006-06-06 16:05 |
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GO. NOW. AFI LYRICS + STORIES. Bitch.
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| Date: | 2006-06-02 04:01 |
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[Title] Seeing Things
[Author] The Trousers, of course
[Rating] Ehm...there's a bit of language. That's all you really need to be on the watch for.
[Warning/Disclaimer] I do not own Harry Potter, or any of the characters in the book series. If I did, they'd be a lot more worried about who was shagging who than about what Voldy's next move was. A tiny warning: this involves character death. I wrote it to be sad. Prepare to be depressed, bitches!
[Summary] The future is waiting...
( Seeing Things )
Author's Note-It's un-Betaed and sorta pathetic...but leave me C&C anyway. ^_^ Gracias.
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| Date: | 2006-05-22 00:26 |
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[My goal] To write a 200 word drabble based off the word featured as Dictionary.com’s Word of the Day. The pairing? Harry/Draco, of course.
I’m not going to bother lj-cutting it because it’s 200 words, guys.
And without further ado:
THE DRABBLE
[If it‘s even long enough to be considered such.]
Hermione used a lot of large words, and over the years Harry had built up quite a magniloquent vocabulary. From hanging around her. He’d liked a lot of the words she’d used over the years, but he thought the newest one was probably his favorite.
Incontrovertible.
The most accurate definition that Harry could offer was <I>this</I>. The flutter of his heart when strong arms wrapped around him from behind. The blush when silk soft lips brushed against his neck. The security when he woke up next to a warm, welcoming body.
Even in the harder times, when Harry was being a git, or when he was the one who’d been wronged, and they spent days not speaking only to spend even longer apologizing by fucking with relentless passion, occasionally on the dark mahogany table in the kitchen, Harry was sure of it.
It wasn’t tangible, but it was more real than anything in Harry’s life had ever been before, and he knew that it would never change.
It was too certain, too absolute to permit any query. It was undisputable.
But more than that, Harry Potter’s love for Draco Malfoy was incontrovertible. And neither would have it any other way.
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| Date: | 2006-05-18 22:33 |
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This is the single most offensive thing I have ever seen in my life. And it takes a hell of a lot to offend me.
I can't believe people, but that Nazi flag is pretty damn accurate, I'd think.
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| Date: | 2006-05-14 20:18 |
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Two really horrible manipulations that Jess insisted on seeing. And so, here you are dahling.
( Teh suck. )
Oh, and before I forget:
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
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| Date: | 2006-04-01 23:37 |
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APRIL 1st
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
FRED AND GEORGE!!
<3[The]Trousers
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| Date: | 2006-03-27 20:19 |
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*snicker* These are too funny. Hell, some of 'em even made me actually laugh, which is quite a feat considering the fact that when I read something I find funny, I either just smirk or snort very quietly. Enjoy<3
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by boysex.
- Boysex was the first Tsar of Russia.
- If you put a drop of liquor on boysex, it will go mad and sting itself to death!
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of boysex.
- Never store boysex at room temperature.
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of boysex.
- Czar Paul I banished boysex to Siberia for marching out of step.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in boysex.
- Boysex can't drink - it absorbs water from its surroundings by osmosis!
- It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to boysex!
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of slash orbiting the Earth!
- Finding slash on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
- Scientists have discovered that slash can smell the presence of autism in children!
- Czar Paul I banished slash to Siberia for marching out of step.
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as slash.
- Pacman was originally called slashman!
- New Zealand was the first place to allow slash to vote!
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as slash.
- Michelangelo finished his great statue of slash in 1504, after eighteen months work!
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's slash supply.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is Harry and Draco.
- Harry and Draco have enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
- It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Harry and Draco!
- Harry and Draco are actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
- Harry and Draco can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- Olive oil was used for washing Harry and Draco in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- When provoked, Harry and Draco will swivel the tip of their abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at their attacker.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Harry and Draco.
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Harry and Draco.
- Harry and Draco cannot jump.
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| Date: | 2006-03-25 01:52 |
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I Am The Original Fiction!!!
Yes, that's right, ladies and gents. The Trousers has finally decided to invest her time in writing original fiction, besides her multiple fandoms of course. Worry not, folks, her current WiP fics will not be neglected. This is merely another way for her to stretch her creative skills and make sure they remain well-used and honed to a razor sharp edge. If you're interested in reading The Trousers's original fiction, then please click the banner below. Thank you.
PS- I have no idea why I was referring to myself in the third person. I seem to be doing that a lot lately.
<3[IAmThe]Trousers
EDIT: The link has been fixed. Many apologies. <3
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OMG. For once in my life I've written a Harry Potter drabble-y thing that's not Harry/Draco-centric! This is actually a "candy bar" scene from a bigger fic, but I like it so much that I've decided to post it as its own drabble-type...thing. Yes.
[Title] 3 AM
[Author] The Trousers
[Rating] G, really.
[Summary] Dean has a process for dealing with nightmares. It involves Seamus, some cocoa, and a whole lot of silence.
[Disclaimer] I do not own these characters or their world. They belong to J.K. Rowling and I write about them only because I have no social life to speak of and stay up until four in the AM.
( 3 AM )
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| Date: | 2006-03-13 17:52 |
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Guessed who stayed home today and read DV17A!
Me, that's right. And no, I do not mean that I stayed home purposely to read this, but I was at home all day and after I slept for a million hours--yes, there are a million hours in a day--I decided to do something worthwhile with my time and check to see if I had any homework. Unfortunately, my teachers' websites are all filled with last week's homework, so this was sort of impossible. Thus, I decided to read. And what did I think of it?
Oh. Em. Gee.
I'm so confused but it's in a thoroughly good way. I want to know what's going to happen so badly.
Grrrr. I wish time went faster, in a way. And in another way, I desperately want it to slow down.
IN OTHER NEWS:
I started writing a chaptered fic. today. I scrapped Language of Love, for the time being, as I couldn't think of enough ways to make people who don't speak French understand it, and decided to do something completely different. I have about 5 1/2 pages done, and I still haven't thought of a title. Wish me luck and please keep harassing me to finish this one.
P.S.-Jessica, thank you for returning my things that I left at your house. <3 And I think I'm allergic to this hair dye. *itches head*
P.P.S.-The icon on this post is from the Potterpuffs LJ thingy, and was made by Naomi. I stole it 'cause it makes me giggle. You all should go steal icons too, and give her credit, 'cause they're amazing.
<3[The]Trousers
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[Title] I Saw Mommy Harry Kissing Santa Clause
[Author] The Trousers
[Rating] PG for fluff
[Summary] It’s short. Just read.
[Disclaimer]Don’t own, don’t know, never happened.
^_^ Merry Christmas [or other holiday] to all and any of you who read my fanfics. Bwar. XD Remember, comments and criticism are loved. Written a half an hour before Christmas Eve becomes Christmas Day, un-Betaed, fluffy.
( I Saw Harry Kissing Santa Clause )
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Title: From Such Great Heights [2/?]
Author: The Trousers
Rating: PG [currently, bound to change in later chapters]
Summary: Draco didn’t know that Harry had any fears, either…
[[Warning: this is un-Betaed, as most of my fics are, but I have the sneaking suspicion that this chapter may not be so...well, it just feels a bit iffy to me. Please leave me a comment and let me know what you think, eh?]]
( FSGH: Part the Second )
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Title: From Such Great Heights (Part 1/?)
Author: The Trousers
Rating: Currently PG, R-NC17 in later parts
Summary: Harry had no idea that Draco had any fears...
( FSGH: Part the First )
COMMENTS ARE LOVED
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Title: Lonely Tuesday Nights
Author: The Trousers
Rating: PG13 [I believe there may be mild swearing, little 'uns.]
Dislcaimer: If you honestly believe that something like this could really happen, that J.K. would subject her beloved characters to such cruel and unusual plotting and horrible diction, then you don't deserve to be told that I really don't own Harry Potter.
Summary: Keri and The Trousers happen to be cousins. They happen to be cousins who have way too much time on their hands. The Trousers can't keep her mouth shut, and insanity ensues.
( Read it now, hoez. )
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Title: I Hate You
Author: The Trousers
Rating: PG for extreme sorrow
Disclaimer: Don't own the boys, much as I wish I did. Don't own the girl either, come to think.
Summary: I can't give a summary without giving it away.
( Drabble. )
Title: This Is Hell
Author: The Trousers
Rating: PG ‘cause of mention of violence
Disclaimer: Yeah, I wish I owned Harry Potter. Do you people think I’d be using the author name ‘The Trousers’ if I actually owned Harry Potter!? I’d be spreading the H/D love as J. K. Rowling, suckaz. In other words, don’t own, never happened.
Summary: Ginny has seen horrible things during her lifetime. And when the war finally ends, she thinks it’s probably heaven. And then she sees his eyes,
( ...and the world is suddenly that much more real... )
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| Date: | 2005-11-25 10:41 |
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So, this journal has officially been changed to a fiction only journal. From now on, the only things that will be found at this particular LJ will be Harry Potter-based fan fiction [specifically the pairing of Harry/Draco, but that may change in the near future]. Not to worry, I still write other fandoms, but they have their own LJs dedicated specifically to them.
Now, there may be an exception or two when I post an update post or add a cookie for a story, but other than that this journal is strictly for fan fiction.
NOTE: This journal is no longer friends only, but I do appreciate it when people like my fanfics enough to add me to their friendslists. And thus, I would be eternally grateful if you did. Thank you much.
[The]Trousers
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